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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:10
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
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So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
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They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
How can someone living alone in their own apartment reduce the cost of their electric bills?
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is it like to experience sleep paralysis?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Nuts and Butts
No go.
Next, they tried...
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Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
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No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Quia quia unde harum qui quas.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors